The Game - You Just Lost

By the looks of it, the amount of fecal matter already clogging up the SPAM board is now overflowing. To remedy this, I shall bring forth the game to end all games.

These are the rules...

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1. You are always playing the game

2. You cannot win. You can only lose.

3. You lose whenever you remember the game.

4. When you remember the game, you have to announce out loud "I lose".

5. As soon as you mention the game to anyone, they begin playing as well.

6. The goal of the game is to have everyone on earth (or at least in Highvale) playing.

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There is a way to win the game and whoever guesses how gets rep (you still lose however). Good luck gents.

Ol' Chap

You just lost the game by talking about it

Oh and I lost also

My dear sir... I'm a veteran in this game and the brutal and oh so teeth chattering humiliation one suffers from losing this game has washed away from my mind as if it was a crumpet on a hot steamy river of Earl Gray tea.

Ol' Chap

you lost me at 'teeth' that's some intense reading




owned boy!

Some players allow a grace period of up to half an hour after someone has lost, during which a player cannot lose The Game again, or is not obliged to announce a loss. According to the common rules, The Game is never ending and there is no way to win. However, one variation of The Game ends when the British Prime Minister announces "The Game is up" on television.
Strategies
Some players have developed strategies for making other people lose, such as writing about The Game on hidden notes, as graffiti in public places, and on banknotes.

Wiki lost the game...

Heh. No one is able to guess how to win the game?

Ol' Chap

What game?

Remember, free rep to anyone wins this (but also loses). Google is your friend.

Ol' Chap.

What game?

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I know another game.. I call it "CP! Post some!".. Also known as "CP"

You play by posting CP. If you get v& you lose.

P.S - I'm told Doug's a veteran at this game.. *cough*shittingonbabies*cough*