Best suicide method - DO NOT ATTEMPT

You will need

* Superglue
* Piano wire

1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 metres short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 metres short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
4. Glue your hand to your head.
5. Jump!

The result: at 10 metres from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 metres from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.




Credits go to uncyclopedia

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wow.. whoever thought of that is a genius. no, not u pavel dont go trying it anytime soon..

that's a definate frontpage suicide

No suiciding. life is beautiful

well apart from there being an enormous "do not attempt" warning on this post,
this method is like kicking life in the balls! things just can't get more awesome.
but seriously kiddies, do not attempt, live your lives until your well old, then whatever

hahahaah! rofl! wtfff thats hilarious.

lol at that.. Pavel you are one sick kid

I actually wouldn't be suprised if he did think of this or was contemplating (DotA skills are horrid)

Listen up ol' chums. The best way to kill oneself is to google the best way to kill yourself. Lots of people are doing it! But the best way is to go out with a bang.

Die in a 26some (suffocation and/or battered to death by many a bosom).

Ol' Chap

DotA skills are horrid

That hurt more then a decapitation ever will :'(

But the best way is to go out with a bang

No, my way is best way! it'll horrify witness' so much they'll commit suicide too!

In the art of suicide, you all suck..

Clearly the best way is to strap yourself up with C4, coat yourself in strawberry jam, jump off the highest building in the vicinity, detonate yourself as late as you possibly can. Win.

qory wrote:In the art of suicide, you all suck..

Clearly the best way is to strap yourself up with C4, coat yourself in strawberry jam, jump off the highest building in the vicinity, detonate yourself as late as you possibly can. Win.

^^ Winner is this chap. +rep

Doug wrote:

qory wrote:In the art of suicide, you all suck..

Clearly the best way is to strap yourself up with C4, coat yourself in strawberry jam, jump off the highest building in the vicinity, detonate yourself as late as you possibly can. Win.

^^ Winner is this chap. +rep

Thankyou, thankyou.

P.S -
Also, uncyclopedia is a bunch of 13 year old kids who have nothing to do writing about shit that they copy off ED. Fucking assholes. They're all obsessed with Woodrow Wilson and that poet dude, Oscar Wilde.

Oscar Wilde is king, bow before the wrath!

KrazyKomrade wrote:Oscar Wilde is king, bow before the wrath!

Must you adhere to every fad you see?

CS:S, Oscar Wilde.. What next? Hah.

chocolate dipped apples laced with strawberry poison

^ fad

KrazyKomrade wrote:chocolate dipped apples laced with strawberry poison

^ fad

Poison in general - fad.. "cherry flavoured cyanide".. All these stupid teenage girls think poisoning themselves is so romantic (see Romeo & Juliet.. LOL).. Fuck..

what happened to good old fashioned cutting your wrists?
*sniff* they grow up so fast

KrazyKomrade wrote:what happened to good old fashioned cutting your wrists?
*sniff* they grow up so fast

how old do you even think you are? 100?

pr0-teek wrote:

KrazyKomrade wrote:what happened to good old fashioned cutting your wrists?
*sniff* they grow up so fast

how old do you even think you are? 100?

Fucking lol'd

old enough...

the mood has been ruined

KrazyKomrade wrote:old enough...

the mood has been ruined

Butthurt.

Change your avatar to match your sig, it's retarded. They don't even have anything to do with eachother.. One's about terror etc. and one's about some ugly car

Change your avatar to match your sig, it's retarded. They don't even have anything to do with eachother.. One's about terror etc. and one's about some ugly car

you don't like it, smd

KrazyKomrade wrote:

Change your avatar to match your sig, it's retarded. They don't even have anything to do with eachother.. One's about terror etc. and one's about some ugly car

you don't like it, smd

Not saying I don't like them, I'm saying the top half makes you look like a 13y.o wanna be gangster and the bottom half makes you seem like a 20y.o guy with depression and long dyed-black greasy hair and no social life haha

what?

KrazyKomrade wrote:what?

The top bit, the avatar. Makes you look like a thirteen year old who tries too hard to be gangster/tough etc. Right?

Whereas the bottom, makes you look like some twenty year old butthurt nerd guy, with long black hair that's obviously dyed.. Or coloured in with a permanent marker (lol Jess King)